love is not being perfect its lrarning how to look past
the imperfections ;)

I think this is not confine to Ethiopia and
Eritrea

You might like it. This is hilarious.....even an
Englishman could not construct sentences using
numeric, which is exclusive only to Ethiopia
and
Eritrea.


Ah Lek was asked to make a sentence using 1, 2,
3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10.
Not only did he do it 1 to 10, he did it again from
10
back to 1. This is what
he came up with.....

1 day I go 2 climb a 3 outside a house to peep.
But
the couple saw me, so I panic and 4 down. The
man rushed out and wanted to 5 with me. I ran
until
I fell 6 and threw up. So I go into 7-eleven and
grabbed some 8 to throw at him. Then I took a 9
and try to stab at him. 10 goodness he run away.

10 I put the 9 back and pay for the 8 and left 7-
eleven. Next day I called my
boss and told him I was 6. He said 5, tomorrow
also no need to come back 4 work.
He also asked me to go climb a 3 and jump
down.
I don't understand. I am so nice
2 him but I don't know what he 1.

From a strictly mathematical viewpoint it goes like
this:

What makes 100%?

What does it mean to give MORE than 100%?

Ever wonder about those people who say they are
giving more than 100%?

We have all been to those meetings where
someone wants you to give more than 100%!!!

How about achieving 103%?

Here's a little mathematical formula that might help
you answer these questions:

If:

A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W
X Y Z

Is represented as:

1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20
21 22 23 24 25 26

Then:

H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K

8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%

and,

K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E

11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96%

but,

A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E

1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%

And,

B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T

2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%

And look how far ass kissing will take you:

A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G

1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118%

So, one can conclude with mathematical certainity
that:

While Hardwork and Knowledge will get you close,
and Attitude will get you there, Bullshit and Ass
Kissing will put you over the top!!!

I know a ton of people who practice this and get
places in this world! ;>

in the game of love there will be good times and there
will be bad time both are inevitable. ;)

Smart man + smart woman = romance
Smart man + dumb woman = pregnancy
Dumb man + smart woman = affair
Dumb man + dumb woman = marriage

Smart boss + smart employee = profit
Smart boss + dumb employee = production
Dumb boss + smart employee = promotion
Dumb boss + dumb employee = overtime

A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs.
A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't
need.
A woman worries about the future until she gets a
husband.
A man never worries about the future until he gets
a wife.
A successful man is one who makes more money
that his wife can spend.
A successful woman is one who can find such a
man.

To be happy with a man, you must understand him
a lot and love him a little.
To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot
& not try to understand
her at all.

Married men lived longer than single man, but
married men are a lot more
willing to die. Any married man should forget his
mistakes, there's no use
in two people remembering the same thing.

Men wake up as good-looking as they went to bed.
Women somehow deteriorate during the night.

A woman marries a man expecting he will change,
but he doesn't.
A man marries a woman expecting that she won't
change, and she does.

A woman has the last word in any argument.
Anything a man says after that is the beginning of
a new argument.

There are 2 times when a man understands a
woman - before marriage and after
marriage.

9. Why it\'s good to have five pairs of black shoes.
8. The difference between cream, ivory, and off-
white.
7. Crying can be fun.
6. FAT CLOTHES.
5. A salad, diet drink, and a hot fudge sundae
make a balanced lunch.
4. Discovering a designer dress on the clearance
rack can be considered a peak life experience.
3. The inaccuracy of every bathroom scale ever
made.
2. A good man might be hard to find, but a good
hairdresser is next to impossible.
AND THE NUMBER ONE THING ONLY WOMEN
UNDERSTAND:
1. OTHER WOMEN!

Guy: No, this is fun.

Girl: No it's not. Please it's too scary!

Guy: Then tell me you love me.

Girl: Fine I love you. Slow down!

Guy: Now give me a BIG hug.

Girl : *hugs him*

Guy: Can you take my helmet off and put it on
yourself? It's bugging me.

Girl: Alright, now slow down

Guy: I love you babe

Girl: I love you too, please just slow down now!
Please...

(in the paper the next day):
A motorcycle had crashed into a building because
of brake failure. Two people were on it, but only 1
had survived.


The truth was that halfway down the road, the guy
realized that his brakes broke, but he didn't want to
let the girl know. Instead, he had her say she loved
him and felt her hug one last time, then he had her
wear his helmet so that she would live even
though
it meant that he would die.

There was this old woman who heard a song
called "Two Lips and Seven Kisses." She called up
information after hearing the song on the radio to
get the name of the record company. In dialing,
she erroneously called up a gas station, and she
asks, "Do you have "Two Lips and Seven Kisses?"

The gas station attendant who answered the phone
said, "No, but I have two nuts and seven inches!"

So the woman asked, "Is this a record?"

To which the man replied, "No, its average!"

A man needs a room for the night. He stops at an
inn and asks for lodgings. The innkeeper says that
he doesn't have any rooms available but there is
one big bed in a room that he can share with
another man but he must warn him that the man
snores so bad that no one can stand it.

The traveler says that would be fine. Next morning
he comes down all smiles and tells the innkeeper
that he had a great nights sleep.

The innkeeper was shocked and asked the man
how he was able to sleep with all that noise.

The man said, "Simple, when I got in the room I
leaned over and kissed the man on the cheek and
said 'have a good night, beautiful'. He stayed
awake all night watching me."

Always draw a circle around the ones you love, never draw a heart because hearts can be broken, but circles are never ending.

Islam gives 5 salutions to equalize the feeling of all mankind& also to bring unity 1. Avoid useless talk 2. Avoid pet names 3. Avoid making fun of others 4. Avoid anger 5. speak always truth. May Allah always bless us all. Aameen!

it is better to be fair than to be popular and one more
thing (i see things the why i dream of things that
never were and say whe not.) ;)

do not fall for someone who would not be thare to
catch you.

they blink together, they move together, they cry together, they see things together and they sleep together BUT THEY NEVER SEE EACH OTHER.. that's what's friendship !!! If I called you and asked you to pick me up because something happened.... would you come?.... If I had one day left to live my life... would you be part of my last day?.... If I needed a shoulder to cry on.... would you give me yours? This is a test to see who is your real friend or just someone that talks to you when they are bored. . .

people who do not want to be disturbed usually
already are disturbed ;)

the herart and the brain are neighbours but they will
never be friends ;)

it takes aminute to have a crush an hour to like
someone and a day to love someone but it takes a
lifetime to forget someone