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<div class="quote"><h4>Quote</h4>I thought this was funny. 
 
Q: Why won't sharks attack lawyers? 
A: Professional courtesy.  
 
Q: How do you get a lawyer out of a tree? 
A: Cut the rope.  
 
Q: What's the difference between a lawyer and a bucket of feces? 
A: The bucket.  
 
Q: What is the definition of a shame (as in "that's a shame")? 
A: When a busload of lawyers goes off a cliff.  
 
Q: What is the definition of a "crying shame"? 
A: There was an empty seat.  
 
Q: What can a goose do, a duck can't, and a lawyer should? 
A: Stick his bill up his rear.  
 
Q: What do you get when you cross the Godfather with a lawyer? 
A: An offer you can't understand.  
 
Q: Why is it that many lawyers have broken noses? 
A. From chasing parked ambulances.  
 
Q: Where can you find a good lawyer? 
A. In the cemetery  
 
Q: What's the difference between a lawyer and a gigolo? 
A. A gigolo only screws one person at a time.  
 
Q: What's the difference between a lawyer and a vampire? 
A. A vampire only sucks blood at night.  
 
Q:What is the difference between a lawyer and a rooster? 
A. When a rooster wakes up in the morning, its primal urge is to cluck defiance. <br /><em>--GarrrXella</em></div>

GarrrXella

Posted about 3 months ago

"Don't be like sheep "

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I thought this was funny. Q: Why won't sharks attack lawyers? A: Professional courtesy. Q: How do you get a lawyer out of a tree? A: Cut the rope. Q: What's the difference between a lawyer and a bucket of feces? A: The bucket. Q: What is the definition of a shame (as in "that's a shame")? A: When a busload of lawyers goes off a cliff. Q: What is the definition of a "crying shame"? A: There was an empty seat. Q: What can a goose do, a duck can't, and a lawyer should? A: Stick his bill up his rear. Q: What do you get when you cross the Godfather with a lawyer? A: An offer you can't understand. Q: Why is it that many lawyers have broken noses? A. From chasing parked ambulances. Q: Where can you find a good lawyer? A. In the cemetery Q: What's the difference between a lawyer and a gigolo? A. A gigolo only screws one person at a time. Q: What's the difference between a lawyer and a vampire? A. A vampire only sucks blood at night. Q:What is the difference between a lawyer and a rooster? A. When a rooster wakes up in the morning, its primal urge is to cluck defiance.

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